Because I said so.


me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

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is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

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Oh, to be sure! It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. A man always imagines a woman to be ready for anybody who asks her.

Jane Austen/Emma, taking down the “nice guy” since 1815.

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