Because I said so.


hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via hi)

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Sometimes not telling people anything is a good thing.
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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via hi)

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don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

(via legalmexican)

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